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By:Thick Mick.


"When I was a boy, SAWDUST was the remains of the saw itself"

"Spare the rod and have a spare rod, as well as more energy".

"We didn't have any washing machines. Just as well because we had no electricity".

"Nappies/diphers are no more that restrictive cotton containers!"

"You should walk a dog, and run a cat".

"A dog is a man's best friend. So it is better to share the dinner of a dog, than to eat food cooked by strangers".

"A dog is a man's best friend so the advice of a dog must be superior to any other".

"If a dog is a man's best friend, then a dog's vomit is something of significance".

On life and death: "I've often thought it to be more romantic to die at 69 than at 75".


About the Author

Thick Mick is an "expert" columnist with The Trivial Times.
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